The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.
Dude, it's black friday, duh
The day after Thanksgiving in the US, and typially considered the busiest shopping day of the year. The term "black" is said to come from a large number companies that don't generate profits until that Friday, when they swing from the red into the black.
Disney exec: If we don't boost sales, we'll stay in the red and lose our bonuses!
Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black.
exec: Thank God for Black Friday!
When all you hear on friday is an endless onslaught of rebecca black
jokes, and it drives you insane, that is a black friday.
bob: how was your day? did you have a good friday?
keith: no it was terrible. i had a black friday
1. The craziest shopping day, and the highest store revenue day of the year.
2. The friday after Thanksgiving
traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.
1. Hey, I almost got hung because I grabbed the last Xbox 360
2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.
The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race.
Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.
Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year."
Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil."
A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores
The police were called when a Black Friday sale cased riots between customers
The day designated for partyin, partyin (yeah) and having fun, fun, fun, fun. Usually started at 7am with cereal and an internal melodic monologue weighing the benefits of front and back seat riding. Car rides with other make-up wearing, mole covering adolescent friends regularly occur. Black Friday also signifies tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes after...wards. Gotta get down on Friday. The name originates from the accomplished singer/songwriter Rebecca Black.
Bartholomew: What are your plans this weekend, pal?
Tad: I think I'm going to start with a Black Friday.
Bartholomew: Gotta get down on Black Friday.
the Friday after thanksgiving where all the stores have sales so huge, that black people can afford them.
did u see that nigger walkin out with that flat screen? (friend) oh yeah, it definatly must be black friday.