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blak beerd (n) one who rips a nearly done bowl until ash gets pulled into his/her mouth resulting in a black, ashy tongue. Additionally, this ash can be scrapped off and placed around the chin area; thus creating a literal black beard. (From the Latin Blackus Beardious.)
Wow, ease up on that bowl, Blackbeard.
by Laz + Juices December 14, 2007
 
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When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!
by A Very Casious February 11, 2009
 
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Noun; When a guy goes down on a girl that has left her tampon in for way too long and gets the tampon strong stuck in his teeth. He then proceeds to shake his head vigorously, in a panic, to free the tampon from his teeth, thus resulting in massive amounts of old black blood splattering on his face creating a "Black Beard".
In most cases a "black beard" can be avoided by recognizing the rotting odor coming from within.
Remember sniff first!
Rex was about to go down on sara when he remembered rule #1: Sniff First. Rex avoided a "Black Beard" by the hair on his chinny chin chin.
by Patty Mayonnaise the 2nd November 29, 2011
 
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When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.
by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005
 
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When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
by J-Mez May 23, 2005
 
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the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean
After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing
by forsafesexuselatex July 07, 2004
 
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the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
by mmm October 03, 2003