Black pudding

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.

by Littlebitofsupport? June 12, 2018

Black pudding

A coloured person that has't showered

Oh girl you need a shower you is "black pudding" girllllll

by catfigher August 6, 2021

black pudding

A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.

Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.

by Biggus Dikkus December 12, 2003

black pudding

A great English delicacy made with pigs intestines and blood

Eeeeh! I've never seen't black puddens s'black

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch November 3, 2003

black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021

black pudding blinds

the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins

shes got crackin black pudding blinds

by nessydoo August 15, 2009

Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.

Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.

by Hereticdark September 13, 2011