other black guy: yeah! he got a pretzel.
non black guy walking down the street: oh shit!
"gets beat up"
Blacky#2: Nuthin' much nigga, you see that fine hoe ova' thur'?
Whitey/Yellowy/Reddy: Hey nig', that's my girl you're talkin' about!
Blacky#1(Or 2): Whut da' fug did you just say bitch?
Blacky#2(Or 1, depending on who had previously spoken): You racist fuck! Let's get'um!
***As if by magic, the entire black people family, plus friends appears out of thin air and jumps the White/Yellow/Red skinned person.***
Person 2: Oh, dont worry. He's a black person.