|1.||Black Teacup Pig|
Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.