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There are 2 types of black people.

The 1st kind-A person who is educated, employed and contributes to society.
The 2nd kind-Often called a nigger or nigga. An uneducated,welfare abusing,car stealing, drug dealing, doo rag wearing asshole whos jail cell and welfare is paid for by my tax dollars. Oh, and often calls the 1st type of black people "white"
1st kind of black person(to a coworker):Hey how are you doing?

2nd kind of black person(to a friend): Yo mah nigga lets get to the welfare so i can get mah check.
by None of your buisness. June 18, 2010
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I feel slightly bad for saying this, knowing all of the great black people whom I know, and having an understanding of the great accomplishments of the black race, but the younger generations of African Americans are steadily becoming more ignorant and racist. Fewer black children have dreams to do great things after the turn 12. From 12 on they just want to be gangsters and turn to racism towards whites and minorities besides themselves to make themselves feel better about their stupidity. There are no longer kids like Ben Carson or Richard Wright. Nowadays black kids want to be like 50 cent or some stupid rapper with no education. Black kids are now contradicting everything that the Civil Rights movement was for. It was not meant to simply make black people better than everyone else. The purpose of the Movement was to promote peace and equality. It was supposed to allow blacks, whites, and all other races to get along. Now young blacks are almost as racist as the whites were to their grandparents. Every day of elementary school I heard black kids making racially offensive comments towards whites or non black minorities. They think it's ok to be racist towards non blacks but if in response a white person calls them a nigger in response to their previous statement they freak out yelling "DID YOU HEAR WHAT THIS WHITE ASS CRACKA MOFUCKA JUST SAID! THIS CRACKA IS A RACIST!" It is sad to see how blacks are now given the chance to achieve greater education, yet so few of them try to achieve it. They think the way to succeed is to try to be a gangster even though they are all just soft little kids. I know there are exceptions and that there are many great, respectable, educated black people out there, but this is what you will see on a daily basis. It's sad.
Person 1: Why'd that little kid just call us "cracka mofuckas? We didn't even say anyhting to him?

Person 2: Oh, dont worry. He's a black person.
by mikeeeee July 08, 2006
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A race of people whose younger generation I dislike.

Whenever any black person who thinks they are a gangsta tries to talk to me, it's always an insult or something likewise. I am sick of so many of them and how they think they are so cool and great when they are going to fail later in life. Just think, 60 years ago these people had no dignity at all with constant subtle separation and occasional insults from whites. Blacks weren't the same then as the young generation is now. They cared about their future and equality enough to protest their way to fair rights. Now, its just a waste for every gangsta wannabe who just wastes good money by wasting all the time they can coasting through school. The young generation needs to realize what they need for their future and stop wasting their lives. They're making their own race look bad..

Person1: "That guy doesn't even try in school! He just sleeps in class and complains."

Person2: "It's a waste of taxpayer's money..."

Black person described above: "Man, fuck school. I'm gonna be a ballin rapper once I get outta dis shit hole."
by Josh082792 August 25, 2008
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A black person is merely a human being, with darker skin than those of whites, whose ancestors were mistreated, abused, and generally thought to be inferior in America for many years while most European nations had outlawed the institution of slavery.
A black person is not to be confused with a nigga, nigger or anything else. A black person CAN benefit society, wants and education, to be a productive member of society. A nigga merely wants to race cars, have and fuck bitches, and/or get money. It is a disgrace to the world when a black person is misinterpreted as being a nigga, etc.
A real black person knows what they want in life, has goals that are attainable, attempts to reach them, and generally is normal and not living like a detriment to the government. A black person will rarely be interested in breaking the law (and becoming a felon).
Dumb kid: "Hey why the hell is that nigger on our college campus? He does great in classes too! What the fuck?"

Informed dude: "Man, that's not a nigger, that's a black person!"
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Someone that is pretty cool and fun to hang out with when he is by himself, but when hes in a crowd of his own black race, he turns into an animal.
Tom: Tyrone is a pretty decent guy, hes so fun to hang out with, even though hes a black person!!

Fred: Nah man, I was with Tyrone at Obamas inauguration and him and a bunch of his black friends went crazy! They busted down a fence, and hit some guy in the head with a golfclub!
by Offs December 31, 2010
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Someone of African/West Indian origin, with dark skin. Commonly and wrongly generalised by caucasians.
Racist: "Urgh we cant sit here. Theres black people near by."
1st Black person: "Look lady, I am not a thief and I do not own a gun. I have never been in prison, and my dark skin does not make me unclean. I graduated high school and I have a degree in accountancy. Now leave me to eat lunch (which I am going to pay for) here with my 2 kids, who are also intelligent like me, and have inherited my good morals. Dont discriminate - apprechiate."
by Miss Morale June 28, 2006
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This term is largely given to niggers. Usually when they have entered the room or are able to hear what you are saying.
Jose: Niggers deserve the same rights as us.
Tim: I agree every nig--(Jamaal walks in) every black person should be considered eqaul equal.
by CodSolja April 27, 2008
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