almanac Benjamin Banneker Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch Granville T. Woods January 1, 1839
auto fishing devise G. Cook May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift Richard Spikes February 28, 1932
baby buggy W.H. Richardson June 18, 1899
bicycle frame L.R. Johnson October 10, 1899
biscuit cutter A.P. Ashbourne November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag Charles Drew Approx. 1945
cellular phone Henry T. Sampson July 6, 1971
chamber commode T. Elkins January 3, 1897
clothes dryer G. T. Sampson June 6, 1862
curtain rod S. R. Scratton November 30, 1889
curtain rod support William S. Grant August 4, 1896
door knob O. Dorsey December 10, 1878
door stop O. Dorsey December 10, 1878
dust pan Lawrence P. Ray August 3, 1897
egg beater Willie Johnson February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb Lewis Latimer March 21, 1882
elevator Alexander Miles October 11, 1867
eye protector P. Johnson November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder J. W. Winters May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher T. Marshall October 26, 1872
folding bed L. C. Bailey July 18, 1899 www.blackinventions101.com/inventionslist.html for more inventions by black people
other black guy: yeah! he got a pretzel.
non black guy walking down the street: oh shit!
"gets beat up"
Blacky#2: Nuthin' much nigga, you see that fine hoe ova' thur'?
Whitey/Yellowy/Reddy: Hey nig', that's my girl you're talkin' about!
Blacky#1(Or 2): Whut da' fug did you just say bitch?
Blacky#2(Or 1, depending on who had previously spoken): You racist fuck! Let's get'um!
***As if by magic, the entire black people family, plus friends appears out of thin air and jumps the White/Yellow/Red skinned person.***
Person 2: Oh, dont worry. He's a black person.