When your mother finds out you are pregnant and her boyfriend is the father. She then proceeds to beat you with a watermelon and pour koolaide powder into your eyes.
Gurl, when I told mama about my little sitch, she went Black Mamba Fury on my ass. She didn't even beat me with a chicken leg this time, and went straight for the watermelon! What a bitch!
by StoriesFromABlackMama June 21, 2011