Short, robed, and cloaked in shadow, these wielders of Magick are known to be short-tempered poweder kegs of fury, prone to rages in which they will use any sharp bladed object to silence a source of stupidity, be it living or inanimate.
Indeed, they would be a threat to humanity if it was not for their social ineptitude and lack of good judgement, they would be a threat to humanity.
Do watch out for the Hadoken though... and its substitute, the Fighterdoken.
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet
BM: PROMISE not to tell anyone?
RM: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.
Evil:BM of 8-bit theater,the waltzes.
2.)The most destructive force in existence.
3.)Not always entirely evil.
4.)Weilder of the almighty level 9 spell "Hadoken" also known to be substituted with "Fighter-doken".
5.)An untapped nexus of power that would allow for the ability to bend they very cosmos to one's will, that is also not completely hideous.
6.)One who has more doomsday spells than one knows what to do with, wait... yes one does!
8.)One who, at LV99, is industructible and nukes everything in his path.
9.)One who has an innate hate of stupid, cocky, and or scamming people.
10.)One who likes pie, especcially evil pie.
11.)The highest compliment one can recieve
12.)One who believes staff-chucks don't work and hates thieves.
13.)One with an awsome hat that should never be removed at the risk of the life and sanity to all who gazeth upon what lay underneath.
2."I bet Black Mage could destroy the universe!"
3."Black Mage isn't THAT evil..."
4."Die sucka! HADOKEN!!!"
5."Black Mage isn't completely hideous! Why he can bend the very cosmos to his will!"
6."Heh, heh, I think I know what I'll do with my 49th doomsday spell know.."
7."I'm a Black Mage yo!"
8."You cannot possible kill me! I'm a LV99 Black Mage!
9."I hate you Fighter, I really do..."
10."Pie? Oh please... Wait, EVIL PIE?! YAYYYYY!!!!"
11."You're a real Black Mage." "Really? THANK YOU MAN!!!"
12."I hate you Thief, and staff-chucks are a stupid idea!"
13."What happened to him?" "Oh, he just gazeth upon what lay underneath my awsome hat." "Dang!"
n. 1. A practicioner of the dark arts; a witch or warlock. Typically serves demonic forces. Shortened version of black magician. 2. A class from the game series Final Fantasy, with a pointy hat and a hidden face. 3. Archetypical evil character; tragic(ally flawed) hero of 8-Bit Theatre.
2. My party includes a Black Mage and White Mage.
3. I, Black Mage, will one day kill fighter