|1.||Black Label 2 v.6|
An ultimate beer-bong machine, capable of flushing out a full can of beer in mere seconds. Ergonomically designed to eliminate all foam, and the sixth version includes a built-in plug created from the finest Japanese chopsticks. Constructed with the most expensive PCP pipes of medieval England, combined with Cosco's most luxurious Propel and Vitamin Water bottles. The only competitor its rival, and brother, The Leviathan.
Fun Fact: The original Black Label was built way back in the summer of '08 using cardboard poster paper, wrapped in saran wrap. Over 25 adjustments have been made, including foam-reducers, beer filters, caps, funnels, plugs, aesthetics, grip, mouthpiece, and painting.
*The Leviathan can only be seen at night, much like the pokemon Hoot-Hoot.
KW: let's chug beers
BL: let's make a beer bong. i'll make the black label 2 v.6 and race it against your leviathan