by Black Dynamite! May 16, 2010
The baddest, smoothest cat to hit the silver screen, you jive muthafuckas!
After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.
Co-written by star Michael Jai White.
After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.
Co-written by star Michael Jai White.
Girl #1: My mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.
by WhiteTNT July 11, 2010
Black version of Chuck Norris. A fictional character portraited by Michael Jai White in the movie Black Dynamite.
by Jezuro February 2, 2010
An exclamation made in protest when a friend or colleague states they intend to do something that would screw you over.
Taken from the Blaxploitation spoof movie, Black Dynamite.
Taken from the Blaxploitation spoof movie, Black Dynamite.
I'm declaring war, on anyone who sells drugs in our community.
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I sell drugs to the community!
Hey Craig, I need to take the car to get to work tonight, I've got a late shift.
But Black Dynamite! I was gonna take Carlie out on a date!
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I sell drugs to the community!
Hey Craig, I need to take the car to get to work tonight, I've got a late shift.
But Black Dynamite! I was gonna take Carlie out on a date!
by CommissarConn January 4, 2011
Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie
by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016