(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)
Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)
by Tom Kaye January 14, 2010
To inhabite, or take over someone's office or cubicle
Dude, that guy totally bjorked Kurt's cube!
by gregg3rs February 03, 2011
The act of puking into your own mouth while burping
During the drinking game Kurt burped loudly then suddenly turned to spit into an empty cup, filling it with vomit. His friends cheered his epic bjork
by bjorkoon January 01, 2014
Björk is that musical artist from Iceland. Her parents were hippies. Her sounds, lyrics, videos, and behavior are outlandish... Icelanish. NEways this page is turning into a debate thread on her quality. Love her or Hate her. I've acquired a taste for the random... and she is that.
I'm Björk... my perspective on everything is out there, sometimes gibberish and non-relative.
by sam November 04, 2004
Bjork {proper noun}- Icelandic singer with many fans, some of them with other musical interests, namely, actual music. etymology- Icelandic. bjork/ed/ing/(verb intransitive}- Obfuscation of meaning, to make intangible, to hide the true meaning of. bjorky/-ish/ {adj.} to attire with oddments, to wear fashions from another plane of existence.
Bjork's new CD is definetly very much all bjorked up, I can't imagine how bjorky the concert would be.

That new babydyke from East High, came over all bjorky and said, "ooooooooooogieshmafalllalllallla rrrrr~.", so I don't really know if she is doing her part of the project or not- and WHAT is she wearing, a stained bleach bottle?
by dumb tem January 08, 2006
To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed
"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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