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bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.

Bitchilism 

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security
"BITCH! You don't know who the fuck I am!"
Bitchilism by Tgo July 26, 2004

Bitchslice

used to describe someone being a complete bitch
Joe: I will eat you
Bill: Your such a Bitchslice
Joe: sanfasizzle
Bitchslice by BroJoe555 March 21, 2010

bitchulant 

Being petulant and bitchy at the same time.
When she couldn't get the table she wanted at the restaurant, she got really bitchulant!
bitchulant by hermanzegerman March 20, 2016

Bitchalism 

a strong way to add a little extra after the word bitch, derrived from Jamie Foxx stand up
Bitch, you dont know who your fucking wit.
Bitchalism by Oscar Gonzalez June 8, 2005

Bitchslicer 

Probably one of the greatest Thrash band to land on the face of the earth.

Bitchslicer is one of the most underrated bands in the tri-state area and definitely the most underrated thrash band out of Philadelphia. - Phillyshreds.com

Philadelphia powerhouse, Bitchslicer, isn't your typical thrash band. Their "Fuck Yeah" sound is part King Gary's lightning fast guitar riffs with chaotic leads peeling into screaming harmonics that churn back to the crustiest head-banging progressions, filling out the low end is all heart-only playing bass for 8 weeks bassist old man Fran...all while Antman's ballsout super-tempo drumming does more than punctuate as he brings the feel of each song together with heavy-hitting insanity. It just keeps getting faster, better and heavier.
Guy 1: Metallica is the best Thrash band ever!!
Guy 2: Bitch please... Bitchslicer
Bitchslicer by Beagle Oneism September 18, 2013