Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.

Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!

Bitchitake-Fu by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

bitchish 

the "language" used to talk or bitch behind a friends back without them hearing the conversation.

it can often be used as an insult to a person who constantly bitchs about people.

"we best speak bitchish or she will hear us"

"yo why are you speaking bitchish about me"

"all he ever does is bitch about people, what is he bitchish"

bitchish by its free April 21, 2010

bitchicho 

a crazy b*tch
you can only call a friend a bitchicho

hey bitchicho!!

bitchicho by your bestie🙈 April 16, 2021

bitchitude 

A bitchy attitude. A Smart-ass personality. Grumpy. Non gender specific.

"I don't care what side of the bed you woke up on, don't give me any of your bitchitude."

bitchitude by JMichael November 7, 2006