When you are confused whether someone is a dyke or faggot, they are called bitchasturds. When a boy is a jerk he is called a basturd and when a girl is a witch, she is called a bitch. thus, they are combined
Courtney: I hate Devin. He is such a bitchasturd. I mean, have you seen the way he walks? He looks like a total fag. But he had a girlfriend last year. I'm confused.