Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.

When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.

Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
by Briefs May 14, 2006
Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.
Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"
by Banj December 20, 2004
Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.
Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.


J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.
by DAKRU August 29, 2007
The phrase said to a bitch/hoe right before u tap dat ass.
Bitch please, get on yo handz and knees... take that shit!
by Jebadiah September 27, 2003
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