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Bitch Flex

(verb)

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"
by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009

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Bitch Flex

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now
that's a bitch flex. On a lighter note, the term may also be
used among friends, in a joking fashion.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so
called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"
by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009

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the ability to quickly and savagely respond to an insult
Don't talk shit about Gina unless you're ready for her to hit you back. She's got a fast bitchflex.
by Whitest Webster August 26, 2016

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