spending time with your girlfriend
by verndoggy August 3, 2011
The burden that falls upon a close friend of a woman who was recently upset and needs comforting. The term is generally used by a man when he doesn't really care for the subject and is informing someone else on the situation.
Sarah (sobbing): It's unfair, I never get to do what I want when I'm with Jack! *Mumbled sobs
Joe (not listening): Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. I've got to go make a quick call.
Jack: Hello
Joe (angrily): Jack! For fuck sake, you better make up with Sarah or I'll be stuck on bitch duty until the end of the month!
Joe (not listening): Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. I've got to go make a quick call.
Jack: Hello
Joe (angrily): Jack! For fuck sake, you better make up with Sarah or I'll be stuck on bitch duty until the end of the month!
by ǝɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ ɹǝʍol ǝɥʇ August 25, 2011
1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
by M0RG0TH April 29, 2011