Noun: Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"

-Maddox
by Randomguy47 November 08, 2007
Female version of a prick.
Derogatory term, usually. No, no wait. Always.
Girl: Where's my peanut butter cookie?
Other girl: Oh, Morgan ate it.
Girl:Oh, he's such a prick!
Other Girl: No! Morgan the girl...
Girl: Oh. Uh, the nerve of that bitch!
by Womanof MassDestruction October 13, 2007
Ghetto term in which describing black hookers. Mainly used by black men or "gangstars"(cool people black or white)
"wait until a get this bitch of the dick!"
"yo bitch get ova here and start fuckin n suckin"
"Nancy how much for an Afternoon quickee Bitch?
by disgruntledmudafuka May 19, 2007
1) A person who is inconsiderate and rude on almost all occassions.
2) A person who does not give a shit about anyone, only themself.
3) Enjoys talking down to people to please oneself.
4) One who brags excessively about oneself, especially about academic achievements that came at ease.
-Damn that bitch Maxi.
-That bitch always uses "hun" and "sweetie" to speak down and belittle other people because she believes that she is the "shit" and no one is better than her.
-She brags about how easy AP Chem and Physics were in high school, well to be honest we're not in freakin high school anymore and no one really cares about one did in high school ESPECIALLY bragging about one's achievements *ahem* Maxi.
-Blonde girl in Pflueger from Illinois who wears a maroon jacket most times.
by blah blah blah blah blah! April 27, 2007
a weak, impotent punk ass male or any guy who would do something that a man (culturally appropriate) wouldn't do.
he beats up on women cos his bitch ass couldn't take on a man.
by i_did_ur_daddy_n_i_loved_it March 16, 2007
Beautiful
Individual
That
Creates
Hard-ons
My Girlfriend is such a bitch, she gve me the biggest stiffy last night at the mall.
by JenC June 22, 2005
bitch stands for:
B-Beautiful
I-Individual
T-That
C-Causes
H-Horny {causes others to b}
o man tht bitch makes me want some
by hulaperson89 May 28, 2005

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