beautiful individual that causes hard-ons
kim is a bitch ;)
by timster pimpster July 30, 2008
An ex-girlfriend.
"Dude, my ex-girlfriend just cheated on me"

"Wow man, she's a bitch"
by pianoman115 July 17, 2008
A Punk-Ass Loser Who is Either Scared Of People, A Girl Who Thinks She's The Shit, Or Anyone Who Does Anything Everyone Tells Him To Do.
Julio Ayala, Eric Garcia, Dara Everett, Brittney Powell, Sean Rooney, & Master Roshi Are All A Bitch!! lmao =D
by David & Darrel January 10, 2008
A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch.
by mari0 January 01, 2008
beautiful individual that causes hardons
Man that bitch was really hot.
by joelenoone November 25, 2007
The middle position of the back seat of a car; the most unwanted seat.
1)
S: "Shotgun!"
K: "Not bitch"
N: "Not bitch!"
A: "damn. Looks like I'm bitch."

2) It's good to know someone who likes to ride bitch, because it is 1 less thing to settle stoned.
by axle [DS] November 21, 2007
N. Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Che Maddox October 29, 2007

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