1. A dog, a female dog.

2. A mean, unbearable female. May or may not sleep around. Can now be applied to gay men or to anybody who is nasty or unpleasant.

3. To gripe, complain, and whine about something.

4. A person in a submissive position.
"Yep, that's one fine-lookin' bitch."

"How about we sing "Ann Coulter is a Stupid Bitch," in D minor?"

"Naomi wanted her sister Nikki married off right away because she saw Nikki looking at her husband? Can't she see that Nikki looks at any man like that?! She's a cur-bitch in heat!"

"Will you stop bitching about how you didn't get that iPod?! It's a music-player; it's a thing!"

"I've wanted so long to be your bitch!"
by Lorelili December 26, 2007
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Halo, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Rob, compliments of Maddox October 29, 2007
bitch;noun; is how you refer to a female you are having a confrontation with. also how a female refers to herself when in a heated argument. basically because she feels like she is top dog and she letting the other person know her attitude is bad and she will fight if necessary. also referred to a female who does alot of talking, but scared to fight. also, referred to any person who get out of line with you.
girl 1: excuse, me. but why the hell are you all in my man face

girl2: boo, he ain't actin; like yo man tonight

girl1: bitch. don't play wit' me,(to boyfriend)bitch i will slap the shit outta you. don't even fuckin' play

girl2: who you calling a bitch, bitch. you don't even know me like that.

girl1: even more reason to call you one, bitch

girl2: bitch, you ain't ready

girl1: naw, you ain't ready. 'cause you dunn ran up on the right bitch on the wrong day.

girl2: whatever, bitch. i ain't even gonna fight you.

girl1: yeah 'cause you already know what time it is.

girl2: whatever

girl: yeah, like i thought, bitch
by MELISSA HARRIS December 31, 2006

Pretty much a wife who fucks you over, or treats you like shit.
Your wife treats you like shit, yeah she a B.I.T.C.H.
by VNAD November 18, 2006
1: your best friends sister
2: complaining how everything is against you
3: anybody who stabs you in the back
" Jesus Addison is a bitch"
" Zack bitches about everything"
" That little bitch ratted about my Stash"
by exploding carrots July 22, 2006
The new, accepted substitution for the word "Please". But, only when used in the plural sense. In the singular sense, it just means what it is. Also, if you are into being more cultural, you may use it in Spanish as "putas" instead of "por favor", or any other language of choice, as long as the plural sense is used. Also to use "bitch, bitches" to say "bitch, please" is not an acceptable use of "bitches". Bitches, remember that it is good practice to be polite.
"Can you please hand me the remote?" would then be "Can you bitches hand me the remote?"
by mark becker ii June 15, 2006
a grl who was ur best friend at one point and den fought for a stupid ass reason.
crystal's a "bitch" cus she fought me over a boy dat she went out wit for mad long and den broke up wit him and he started talkin to me so we fought and i beat her ass and took her ex!! so wat if we was best friends he started talkin to me and some other grl came in between our friendship anyway!! iight.
by miss beautiful August 15, 2005
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