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93.
Any girl who is skinnier, prettier, or more popular than you.
"look at how pretty she is!"
"what a BITCH."
by tessixo May 26, 2013
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there are many definitions of the word bitch. Some of them are as follows.

1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit

2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)

3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship

4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return

5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
1) John was bitching all night, he just kept whining about how shaylee dumped him. what a tool.

2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.

3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.

4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.

5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
by The gibber June 08, 2006
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30.
Being In Total Control of Herself
She was being in total control of herself (B.I.T.C.H.)
by JEnicaP July 30, 2006
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31.
The new, accepted substitution for the word "Please". But, only when used in the plural sense. In the singular sense, it just means what it is. Also, if you are into being more cultural, you may use it in Spanish as "putas" instead of "por favor", or any other language of choice, as long as the plural sense is used. Also to use "bitch, bitches" to say "bitch, please" is not an acceptable use of "bitches". Bitches, remember that it is good practice to be polite.
"Can you please hand me the remote?" would then be "Can you bitches hand me the remote?"
by mydnytdeath June 19, 2006
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32.
a bitch is a female dog
a bitch is a female dog,
dogs bark,
bark is a part of nature,
nature is beautiful,
so thank you for the compliment
by Satan with a Perm June 21, 2010
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33.
Noun: Bitch (bich):

A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
by diemotherfuckerdieffs April 07, 2010
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34.
Anyone who takes pride in pissing you off.
shut it, bitch
by clone baby September 26, 2008
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35.
a woman that has the social skills of a Hitler.
"why is she such a bitch"?
by burntdep May 13, 2009
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