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Noun: Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"

-Maddox
by Randomguy47 November 08, 2007
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1.
(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.

(4) Term used to exclaim hardship.
(1) "Stop bitching Todd!"
(2) "Can I ride bitch?"
(3) "Bring my friend and I some vodka bitch"
(4) *Peron tells story to other cellmate, depicting how they came to be there, cellmate says* "Ain't that a Bitch!"
by Jedidiah October 23, 2002
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2.
An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
"He is *so* her bitch."
"How can you tell?"
"He's wearing plaid."
by Anon. May 08, 2003
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3.
1. Annoying and whining female.
2. Female Dog
1. That bitch had me up all last night
2. This bitch likes to suck on a bone then eat pedigree.
by omaR April 20, 2003
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4.
A woman that doesn't give a flying f*ck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men.
Im always a bitch to assholes like you and by the way im proud to be a bitch
by f*ck if you need to know March 26, 2005
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5.
A woman who would say things that if she were a man, she would be confronted or assaulted. (using her position as a woman as a shield)
I can't believe what that bitch gets away with saying.
by fabian hynes June 12, 2006
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6.
to complain
Suzy just like to sit around and bitch about the high price of crack
by Koko April 11, 2003
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7.
a women with a bad attitude
She won't smile, what a bitch
by funky assed jikka March 09, 2005
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