General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.
So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.
Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!
(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)
A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.
"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".
Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho
, a cracker
, or especially a tool
that won't step off
from all up in your grill
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping
again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down
ing him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned
a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
expression used when a douche bag
says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.
"are your titties real?"
Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.
Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please
A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.
Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.
Used when someone/tool makes a stupid comment, or just as a fun way of saying no. Remeber to raise your left hand over your right shoulder as if to pimp slap them.
Mitchell:"Josh would have sex with Megan Carter?"
Josh:"Bitch please!!!" *raises hand*