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A whole helluva lot.
I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.
by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

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1. A unit of measure meaning 15,000 of an item. It is most commonly used as an exaggeration of something. It is 10,000 times a bitch or 1,000 times a bitchful. With no noun after, one can assume it is being described in weight, depending on the region where you are it could be pounds or kilograms.

2. It could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
I have a bitchton of coffee cups at my house.

That truck must weight at least 2 bitchtons.

That guy lives in the bitchtons of manhatten.
by Ice Pop May 22, 2012

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A good amount of, or a lot or a fuck load
"Damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a bitch-ton of smoke".

Jane has a bitch-ton more where that came from.
by gene2112 October 04, 2014

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