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A taco with double the meat, double the shell, and if you even think twice about eating it, Amir Blumenfeld gets to punch you in the back of the head, cause guess what. You're being a bitch.
"Dude, I had two bitch tacos for dinner last night."

"Aw man, I thought about eating one, but then Amir Blumenfeld popped out of nowhere and socked me in the back of my head."
by jamalioprice October 22, 2011
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A taco with double the meat, double the shell, and if you even think twice about eating it I get to punch you in the back of the head because, guess what? You're being a bitch. Orignated on the hit webseries, "Jake and Amir".
If you donate $100, I will personally deliver you a bitch taco.
by Closureinprogrock October 20, 2011
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A taco with double the meat, double the shell, and if you even think twice about eating, the giver gets to punch the receiver in the back of the head.
Guy 1: Wanna bitch taco?
Guy 2: Sure, it looks really good with its double meat and shell.
Guy 1:(punches in the back of the head)
by P@u! November 30, 2011
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A complete slut who nobody in her household/group of friends actually like. Her roots are probably showing and she most likely looks like a rat. Keep your eyes out for a BitchTaco... they're a rare find.
Sarah: Should we invite Clarise on our trip to Egypt?
Melanie: Nah, that BitchTaco would just steal our Asian-hat-wearing future lays.
Sarah: ...True.
by sbeezy88 December 08, 2010
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When you see a girl in her bigass SUV with her cell phone between her ear and shoulder and it's scary cause she's so small and has no control over the vehicle.
Walking out of a parking lot seeing a girl in her SUV racing towards you while on her cell phone my first thought was "bitch taco"
by bitchdonttacoonphone July 16, 2009
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1. that one Mexican mom in her 20's with already 9 kids (and counting)

2. a word to call your friends when they're being assholes and you're in an "interesting" or "creative" mood
1: Julio's mom is from an Asian decent, so is NOT a bitchtaco
2: guy 1- why do you have to be an ass-swab?

guy 2- depends, why do you have to be a bitchtaco?
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by TheBiggetBitchTaco March 18, 2017
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- bitchtaco is a synonym for something/ someone stupid
-also for someone who is a scaredy cat about something/ everything

- a random insult
-"Justin is such a bitchtaco. He doesn't even have the balls to get on the roller coaster "
-"My computer is being such a little bitchtaco! It won't even turn on!"
-" you're a bitchtaco."
by dvrkclovds May 10, 2014
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