| 1. | Bitch Salad | ||
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When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad. Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"
Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho." Boss to Employee: "On your way back.." Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'.. Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!" |
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