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Bispinged 

To blatantly cheat within any form of competition enough to seriously hinder your opponent, but not enough to be disqualified. The Bispinger then must go on to win the match afterward. In this situation, the victim of this assault has been properly Bispinged.

Also, the user of the Bisping assault (the Bispinger) needs to celebrate in such a fashion as a person who had won fair and square would have. This is necessary in order for a full Bisping to take place

The definition is derived (affectionately) from the actions of MMA fighter Michael Bisping during his fight with Jorge Rivera.
Dude #1: "Did you win your MMA fight bro?"
Dude #2: "Nah. My opponents corner man drugged my water before I went out. I passed out five seconds into the first round. Nobody even threw a punch"
Dude #1: "Oh shit seriously?"
Dude #2: "Yeah. Guy ran around the cage after I dropped like he had KO'ed me. I got Bispinged hard son"
Bispinged by RobTheReef March 14, 2011

Binfinger 

A digital condition created from the residue which inevitably remains on your finger after placing it inside a particularly dirty bag.
I copped off with this right filthy trollop last night and she let me have a bit of a rummage through her junk. I wish I hadn't bothered cos she gave me binfinger.
Binfinger by KingBast February 1, 2010
A crushing blow delivered from the air to a downed or unconscious opponent; to be a proper "bisping" the striker's ankles must be above their shoulders when they make contact with their victim's face, and a fully vertical pile-driveresque blow to the face of an unconscious Michael Bisping would be the pinnacle of bispings.
After he knocked Lenny out, Earl delivered a ferocious bisping, launching himself into the air and dropping a powerbomb forearm shiver to Lenny's grill. Dan Henderson would be proud.
Bisping by Catpuke Johnson November 2, 2010

kim basinger 

An American blonde actress which likes wandering in black tuxedo and proceeding to reveal a wet tanktop and a pair of clinging boxer shorts.
Kim Basinger, launched by "9 1/2 Weeks".
kim basinger by egregr May 11, 2006

Michael Bisping 

An English MMA fighter who currently fights in the UFC. He is an arrogant cocky asshole who talks like he has a 12 inch cock in his mouth and fights like he has one in his ass. After talking much shit to a highly respectable Dan Henderson on the TUF show, Bisping got KTFO by Dan in the finale. Bisping can be summed up in 3 words. Pussy.Bitch.Faggot
Michael Bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous Pringles can sized cock spraying buckets full of jizz in his mouth at all times.

Dan Henderson hit Bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. He knocked the cock out of Bispings mouth. This was previously deemed impossible because Michael sucks dick so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the cock from his mouth.

Michael Bisping is a Cum guzzling pussy bitch that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Michael Bisping cuts weight by sucking so many cocks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour.

It is amazing that Michael Bisping has the energy to work out on a semen only diet. But he does ingest about 50,000 calories of jizz daily.

Michael Bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty assholes after practice.

Kim Bassinger 

Street slang for a $20 sack of Marijuana
I’ve only got $20, can I get a Kim Bassinger?
Kim Bassinger by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019