**Coined by Chicago's own MAC, JURKO, and HARRY of ESPN 1000. Their afternoon show airs from 3 to 7 (central time) on weekdays and can be heard online at ESPNradio1000.com
"That, my son, is Harry-- an ephemeral bisoxual, he is."
Guy 2: Fuck you, CUBS stands for Completely Useless By September!
Guy 3: Aw come on, guys, they're both doing very well right now.
Guy 1: What are you, bisoxual?
Guy 2: Yeah, get the fuck out!