In conclusion, I'd like to say that bisexuality is a perfectly normal choice that, whether they like to admit it or not, almost 95% of the population of the world is sitting on.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
What all closeted gay guys try so hard to believe they are, until the day they finally wake up and accept reality.
Jack: I'm not gay! I'm bisexual! You have to believe me, please!!