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2. Birthquake
This happens when a fat bitch has a baby. Usually caused by a rift in the fatbitchtonic plates.
Nurse: That 'birthquake' measured a 9.8 on the richter scale,
Doctor.

Doctor: Doctor.

1. birthquake
An earthquake that occurs on one's birthday.
Danny: Holy cow, did you feel that? It's like the earth knows it's my birthday!
Alex: BIRTHQUAKE!!!!!
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