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In technical terms, the day and month that you entered this world, by exiting your mothers womb. In Facebook terms, the day when people that you don't know decide to write a somewhat personal message on your wall, congratulating you on this occasion Charlie: Happy Birthday Ashley! hope you have alot of fun tonight! maybe we can see each other later
Ashley: Charlie, who the hell are you? Charlie: We met at Emily's party three years ago! remember? I introduced myself, you said go away I have a boyfriend, and then sprayed pepper spray on me? I sent the whole night crying in the bathroom! Ashley: oh yeah sorry about that. By the way I dont have a boyfriend anymore. You wanna get together later? |
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January 15, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
The day I came out of a vagina
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anonymous
Aug 31, 2003
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a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year "its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo" |
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The celebration of the occasion of which you exited a vagina. Not to be confused with sex. My birthday is in July. (Never had sex in July though)
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Birthdays mean different things to men and women.
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Men - A day when you go out to a bar and have your friends buy you drinks. If you have a girlfriend she'll probably put out, if not then picking up some chick at the bar is a high priority. You are now 1 year older and can still pick up young girls, congratulations you've aged with sophistication. The older you are the more likely these young girls will believe that you've got money to take care of them. It's important to remember not to get attached to these young girls. You don't want to end up married do you? Compare your hair loss to the previous year, is the Rogaine working? Probably not. Women - A day when you go out to a bar and have your friends buy you drinks. If you have a boyfriend he'll probably go down on you, if not then it's important to spend a large portion of the day thinking about why you don't have a boyfriend and if you'll ever get married. Sure Tom was an alcoholic who beat you on daily occasions, but you don't want to end up alone do you? When out with your friends it's important to remember what age you really are compared to five year spread you've been lying to people about. You're not turning 33, you're turning 29. There seems to be less guys looking in your general direction at the bar this year compared to last year's birthday, time to contemplate botox. Compare your amount of cellulite to last year's amount. Are those pilate workouts helping? Probably not. |
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A type of suit, most pleasing when worn by hot chicks. It's cool when your mom only wears her birthday suit.
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The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth. Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.
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the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older. "Another year older, how do you feel?"
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