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A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to. Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.
Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went? |
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A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles. I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!
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something that your mom forgot to use before you were born. *while giving birth*
Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control.... Your dad: Damn straight! |
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Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks. Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.
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What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.
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A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years. "Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."
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1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is. 2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in at least nine different forms to women-for now about 50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted kids still get here. 3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man who decided when a baby would be born. SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers." CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I just want to FEEL you." SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I don't believe in abortion.Sooo..." |
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