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large british city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.
"i don't want to go to birmingham, it smells of wee"
by noodlé January 15, 2004
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Birmingham the second city of the UK just edging its tussel with Manchester due to a large population of about 1.1 million and greater business importance. Birmingham people from "brum" are often called "brummies". It is host to two large football clubs, Birmingham City and Aston Villa with neighbouring West Brom about 6 - 7 miles away.

The city centre is quite dull however attempts have been made to brighten it up with the failry new bull ring and other things. However it is still the concrete jungle of the 70's. The suburbs of brum like any other city are quite pleasant although these days there are little if any left, Edgbaston being the finest with all other inner city areas failing to impress.

Inner city birmingham is particualry nasty and is an area to be avoided. Handsworth, Newtown, Aston and Lozzels are 4 in particular that brandish the "Ghetto" tag due to very high crime, murder and ethinic minortites. This was evident with the shootings of two 16 year old girls the other day and the incredible 8 deaths due to stabbings one week in april 2007. The areas play host to three nationally famous gangs the Burger Bar Boys, The Johnson Crew and the less famous of the three L.O.Z.

Birmingham is only going down hill as far as i can see and in places i similar to that of Compton, and the Bronx.
Man from Buckinghamshire: do you want to go too birmingham deer?
Lady from Worcestershire: no thank you
by Ashley Blake-Moore December 13, 2007
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Birmingham: The second place where the sun doesnt shine.
by Steve Redgrave December 04, 2004
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If the highlight isnt seeing the groups on underage chavs down your local, then its surely the large single mass of uni students going to every possible indie gig in the town as they now see themselves as 'cool' cus theyve moved out from home. If music isnt your thing, go for a meal at san carlo, who closed cus of rat infestation yet reopened, or even go for a days shopping in Selfridges, where you can pick up a handbag for the price of a ford fiesta
mass culture is closing down the oasis market, one of the only decent places in the city
by laus March 25, 2005
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1. (noun) - an unpleasant venereal condition from the West Midlands. Spread by uncontrolled industrialisation in a bygone and depressing era, a nasty case of Birmingham today lurks like a canker on the fair visage of England. Symptoms include an adenoidal twang to the voice, and a belief that Peaky Blinders is an aspirational and contemporary lifestyle programme.

2. (verb) - to proffer unwanted and inexplicable sexual advances to all and sundry, including livestock. Don't ask.
1. Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I have come down with a nasty case of the Birmingham all over my crotch!"

Doctor: "That's disgusting - what on earth were you DOING?"

2. Don't walk your dog on Clapham Common at night - it might get Birminghamed good and proper.
by Dr Filthperv March 11, 2014
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Any type of foreplay action in the bedroom, Come from the term "Sit on my face and tell me you love Birmingham!"
"Hey honey fancy a journy to Birmingham"
by Joe May 23, 2003
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a place where the population is made of rich white kids the minority being Jewish. 99 percent of the town is very self entitled and does yoga. If you don't drink Starbucks you don't leave the house. there is a kid named
Scott who is fat and he likes to try to get girls who don't like him Birmingham is also called bham and usually said "let's go dt bham" as most of the hammers say. hey do you want to go sit in panera in dt bham
hey man let's go to dt Birmingham today
by Sxotts August 16, 2014
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