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9.
Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.
"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"
by AS March 09, 2005
 
1.
Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.
Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.
by Gary Vitalis February 22, 2007
 
2.
Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
Dude, I'm having feet orgasms right now due to my Birks!

Me too!
by 'rado December 13, 2004
 
3.
slippers for lesbians
The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005
 
4.
The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!
Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!
by Angie LK April 23, 2008
 
5.
Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.
Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!

Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?

Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
by Gamelockedtight March 26, 2009
 
6.
shoes that hippies wear. the ever so awesome band, nofx doesnt like hippies
he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt,
he wears his birkenstocks to work,
is he a jerk? no! just confused
jeff dont wear regular shoes
by baller23423434 August 25, 2008
 
7.
Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.
Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.
by James February 11, 2005