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1.
One who is so gay as to both garden and watch birds, whether it be at the same time or not.
guy 1: Dude, so i was birdwatching while i was pulling weeds this weeken-

Guy 2: Youre a fucking birdgarden, i dont want to hear it
by Doomb1aze April 25, 2010