|1.||Birchington on sea|
The place where you and your girlfriend go because her mother has banned her from seeing you because shes homophobic.
The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.
Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.
"Hey do you want to go to Birchington on sea?"
"What so we can continue our secret relationship and have sex in public toilets?"
"Yes thats exactly why"