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The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.
All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?
by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004
Bionicle is prehaps one of the first story-based toys made by Lego (For kids with little or no imagination)

Based on Lego's TECHNIC line, it has, IMO Defiled Technic's name of bricks, gears and shafts altogether.

Bionicle uses parts made for the set only, making other sets that one part unorigional. To make things worse, Sets (In numbers of six) have basically the same parts, except for cosmetic parts, such as tools and shields. This make the sets a new expireince only if you buy one.

And DON'T get me started on Bionicle-Based My Own Creations (MOC's) They have the worst storyline-based and construction of ANY lego-creation.

(Though I would have to give them credit. Working with those one-set-use-only parts is impossible)
Bionicle, If it were not for the storyline, would suck. Their grandparents, the Throwbots, are better.
by Puffie40 January 25, 2005
Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??).

The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).

LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.

But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
Bionicle is stupid
They should use the Halo story.
by gplpark92 July 26, 2006
1. Probably one of the gayest things ever created.

2.A very stupid Lego creation if not the supidest.
"Hey my buddy just got a Bionicle"

"Hey, he's a loser"
by Stupid January 13, 2005
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