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a terrible place. 'nuff said. right between syracuse and NYC but doesn't make more then a gas station. Extreme changes in temp. (-12 one day and 50 the next). Home of the infamous 'kick a jew day'. more then half of the kids do some sort of drugs. The high school can somehow get enough money to but 30 brand new mac computers yet there's atleast 10 places throughout the school that have leaking roofs with garbage cans under it. cloudy all year round. one of the worst possible places to live. Nobody wants to come here. Don't even drive through it. it's like a frozen hell. all you can hope for here is that you might be one of the lucky one's that escape.
(somewhere in Pennsylvanis)
news reporter: yet another armed robbery happened in Binghamton this morning

guy 1: dude, didn't you grow up in Binghamton?

guy 2: don't remind me -.-
by stuck_in_a_hell February 09, 2011
 
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Imagine Hell, then make it cold
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
 
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1) The place that will make you glad to be anywhere but there for the rest of your natural life.

2) A city in Upstate New York whose only reason for existence is the State University situated there. This sad fact is not widely recognized by residents and causes a great deal of animosity toward the students whose money keeps the shit-hole from becoming a ghost town.

3) The Forsaken Lands.
I may have a debilitating brain disease, but at least I don't live in Binghamton.
by Humphrey December 30, 2005
 
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An industrial wasteland where parents send their spolied Long Island Kids to get a NYU comparable education, but the kids are too fucking bratty to accept anything other than going to Boston University and having their balls powdered while their new BMW's get a new pair of rims. Oh, and the cloudy weather makes everyone insane. Smoke weed everyday.
Which way to Pepe's nigga?
by Tau Phi Beta March 12, 2005
 
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Imagine Hell, in December... then make it -4 degrees on one day and 3 days later make it 55 degrees... that's Bighamton for you... all the time.
Damn it's warm in in Binghamton for December...
by anonymous December 23, 2004
 
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An overpopulated truck stop.
I go to Binghamton University.
by Jonathan March 23, 2005
 
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A small city in upstate New York located near the New York - Pennsylvania border, approximately 60 miles south of Syracuse. Binghamton is situated in a bowl shaped valley at the confluence of the Chenango and Susquehanna Rivers and is home to Binghamton University of the State University of New York system.

After a mild turn-of-the-century presence as a manufacturing center of shoes and cigar materials, Binghamton suffered a precipitous decline in fortunes beginning with the loss of its core manufacturing base in the years following the war and consummating in the closing of its high-tech industries in the late 1980's and early 1990's. From a post-war population high of about 80,000, Binghamton has now shed nearly half of its population.

Binghamton was the home of Rod Serling, host of the 1960's now cult-status television series "The Twilight Zone". The city and region suffered a devastating flood in the summer of 2006.

After years of misfortune, mismanagement and neglect, Binghamton has apparently instituted an audacious program modeling such cities as Camden NJ, Youngstown OH and Gary IN as examples of what it strives to become. This policy is achieving its goals with great success.
The very second I graduate from high school I will be moving away from Binghamton.
by Derogenault January 30, 2007
 
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A bleak, bleak place. And i'm not a SUNY BInghamton student. I grew up right outside of Binghamton, and I must say that all the people who complain about the weather (and the lack of culture, and the declining economy and general feeling of soul-crushing despair) are quite right. This place is worse than Utica, man. Driving around and looking at people I see walking death. People walking their dogs look as if they're only moving as a result of being pulled by the animals-they don't seem to have the will to do anything. So they drink, and rot.

Like much of upstate new york, the city of Binghamton has been in a steady state of decline for the better part of three decades. But it was never all that great to begin with.

I think the city of Binghamton should adopt "Binghamton-because living isn't everything" as a catchphrase on whatever half-assed advertisments for the area they manufacture.
by walt b. August 03, 2006