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Binghamton isn't a bad place like all the fucktards from Long Island think it is. I grew up there and think it is a wonderful city in a beautiful valley. It has many art galleries, parks, a museum, and the largest public observatory in the northeast US. The spoiled brats from long island don't like it because its not close enough to drive into Manhattan, and obviously NYC has much more to do than Binghamton, but Manhattan has more to do than pretty much anywhere. So don't bash Binghamton because it has cold winters and you actually have to find something to do instead of having fun force fed to you. If you look in the right place Binghamton can be a fun and enjoyable place to live. So stop complaining and make the most of our cold winters (ie. several ski resorts and a lot of hills for sledding) and keep in mind that it doesnt rain all summer long, and there is plenty of sun while not being too hot.
I hope you actually choose to listen to someone with a brain instead of listening to spoiled assholes and idiots from Long Island who's mommy and daddy are paying for everything and have no idea what the real world is like.
Binghamton is actually a nice place if you know how to make the most of it and dont just sit in your dorm room and smoke pot all day.
by dmin90 April 21, 2008
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Imagine Hell, then make it cold
by anonymous July 26, 2003
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1) The place that will make you glad to be anywhere but there for the rest of your natural life.

2) A city in Upstate New York whose only reason for existence is the State University situated there. This sad fact is not widely recognized by residents and causes a great deal of animosity toward the students whose money keeps the shit-hole from becoming a ghost town.

3) The Forsaken Lands.
I may have a debilitating brain disease, but at least I don't live in Binghamton.
by Humphrey December 30, 2005
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An industrial wasteland where parents send their spolied Long Island Kids to get a NYU comparable education, but the kids are too fucking bratty to accept anything other than going to Boston University and having their balls powdered while their new BMW's get a new pair of rims. Oh, and the cloudy weather makes everyone insane. Smoke weed everyday.
Which way to Pepe's nigga?
by Tau Phi Beta March 12, 2005
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Imagine Hell, in December... then make it -4 degrees on one day and 3 days later make it 55 degrees... that's Bighamton for you... all the time.
Damn it's warm in in Binghamton for December...
by anonymous December 23, 2004
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An overpopulated truck stop.
I go to Binghamton University.
by Jonathan March 23, 2005
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A small city in upstate New York located near the New York - Pennsylvania border, approximately 60 miles south of Syracuse. Binghamton is situated in a bowl shaped valley at the confluence of the Chenango and Susquehanna Rivers and is home to Binghamton University of the State University of New York system.

After a mild turn-of-the-century presence as a manufacturing center of shoes and cigar materials, Binghamton suffered a precipitous decline in fortunes beginning with the loss of its core manufacturing base in the years following the war and consummating in the closing of its high-tech industries in the late 1980's and early 1990's. From a post-war population high of about 80,000, Binghamton has now shed nearly half of its population.

Binghamton was the home of Rod Serling, host of the 1960's now cult-status television series "The Twilight Zone". The city and region suffered a devastating flood in the summer of 2006.

After years of misfortune, mismanagement and neglect, Binghamton has apparently instituted an audacious program modeling such cities as Camden NJ, Youngstown OH and Gary IN as examples of what it strives to become. This policy is achieving its goals with great success.
The very second I graduate from high school I will be moving away from Binghamton.
by Derogenault January 30, 2007
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A bleak, bleak place. And i'm not a SUNY BInghamton student. I grew up right outside of Binghamton, and I must say that all the people who complain about the weather (and the lack of culture, and the declining economy and general feeling of soul-crushing despair) are quite right. This place is worse than Utica, man. Driving around and looking at people I see walking death. People walking their dogs look as if they're only moving as a result of being pulled by the animals-they don't seem to have the will to do anything. So they drink, and rot.

Like much of upstate new york, the city of Binghamton has been in a steady state of decline for the better part of three decades. But it was never all that great to begin with.

I think the city of Binghamton should adopt "Binghamton-because living isn't everything" as a catchphrase on whatever half-assed advertisments for the area they manufacture.
by walt b. August 03, 2006
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