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42.
1) A verb indicating the action of flicking the clitoris bulb with one finger, or the head of the penis, so that a snapping motion is made.

2) The single nugget of poo that is shot out like rabbit pellets.

3) The north side of a fruit tree.
1) While we watched "Law and Order," I tended to bing Wendy's nub, almost absentmindedly, until I noticed she had her head thrown back and I heard her husky breathing.

2) The satisfying release of each bing was like the plucking of harp strings by angels.

3) "Mark ye randy traveler

The path both mist and dank

to shall pass the bing of Apple branch

before ye taste the stank."
by gateskeeper May 28, 2009
 
1.
As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for

Because
It's
Not
Google

Can also be used as:

Bitch
It's
Not
Google
guy 1: Why shouldn't we use bing??
guy 2: Because it's not google.
by thatoneguy87 October 10, 2010
 
2.
Microsoft's crappy attempt at creating a search engine, that never seems to find what you are searching for.
Tom: "Hey, where's the nearest Starbucks?"
Dick: "I'm not sure, let me Bing it."
Harry: "Why? If you Googled it you'd probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results."
Dick: "Oh, yeah, you're right."
by AlecBaldwin10001 August 05, 2010
 
3.
because its not google
1st guy : BING SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!
2nd guy : its cus its not google
by kickbuttsurrey October 25, 2010
 
4.
Microsoft's version of Google that is very unintelligent. They even have special programs where they give you stuff for using it (Bing Rewards, Club Bing, etc.). If their search is so bad that they have to pay you to use it, then why is it there in the first place?

Bing stands for Bing Is No Good
I did a search on Bing about cars, and got results about cats.
by Fluff Blue December 25, 2010
 
5.
term for the original word jail
"my dude is in the bing"
by swizzy testiclez March 02, 2007
 
6.
Acronym, But Its' Not Google
Q. Hey homey, how do you like microsoft search?

A. It's okay, bing! That filthy slut tried to sell me Linux!

Possible high fives would follow assuming good delivery, proper inflection, and wussy free cadence.
by Saddlebacking Sarah Palin June 02, 2009
 
7.
A crappy ass search engine, made by Microjunk. When you search for something on Bing, it give's you irrelevant, off-topic results.

I am forced to use this piece of crap almost everyday, because Google is blocked at my school

Instead of being called "BING", it should be called "DUMB".
*google.com is blocked*

Dude #1: Oh crap, they blocked google! Now we have to use bing!

Dude #2: Aw man, I hate bing!
by Ma Ha July 23, 2011