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Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.
These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)
by JT April 14, 2004

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