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15.
A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.
Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!
by yomama363 November 15, 2009
 
16.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
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SO CALL NOW AT 1-800-MYCOMMERCIALS SUCK AND I NEED BILLY MAYS TO YELL IN THEM.
by Floppers16 January 19, 2010
 
17.
A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.
Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!
by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009
 
18.
The act of adding a beard similar to that of spokesperson Billy Mays onto a picture of a person or animal. One who is the victim of such BillyMaysing is considered to be BillyMaysed. This can be acconplished with the BillyMaysingBillyMayser. BillyMaysing is usually done to celebrities, but it is not restricted to non-celebrities.
1. "You've been BillyMaysed!"
2. "Me and my buddies went BillyMaysing."
3. "You want to BillyMays some one? It'll cheer ya up. :D"
4. "Go to Youtube and search for 'Billy Maysing' for an example."
by BillyMaysingBillyMayser July 11, 2009
 
19.
To put oxyclean on ones dick and fuck a girl
"I billy mays'd that bitch"
by mr.happy mcfaggy April 17, 2010
 
20.
(v) a death resulting in untreated head trauma,
(adj) a term used to describe such a death
Hey did you hear that Claude went out Billy Mays after one of the kids in stage crew dropped a stage prop on his head from the cat walk?!

Oh man, can you beleive Lisa pulled a Billy Mays?! We all told her to get it checked out...
by jeantwohawks September 13, 2009
 
21.
he died
billy mays had a beard
by my fingers hurt June 28, 2009