A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.
Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays
Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.
A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.
The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.
"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have
A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean
Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*
Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!
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He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
"Look at this!"
"SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!"
The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!