A white christian male (aka an average American) who is on Fox news. He claims to be fair and balanced and that the "spin stops here" but he is obviously more conservative than not. In the past he sexually harassed women. Somones however, he can be reasonable like when he thinks that jail time shouold be stricter for child rapists. I agree with that, thats a sensible decision. However, he constantly bashes the democrats labeling them the "dangerous far left" and always cuts off people who disagree with them.
When Pat Robertson said Islam was evil, Bill O'Reilly took a stand, not because those were racist comments but because it would hurt the war on terror, he only cares about that.

Bill O'Reilly doesnt think gay people make good actors (seriously)
#douche #conservative #fox #bush #evil
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
1. The extremely pompous conservative commentator who once yelled at a young man whose father died in the World Trade Center to "SHUT UP!" because he disagreed with him.

2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.

3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
Oh shit I gotta clean up that Bill O'Reilly before I go play basketball.
#big head #small penis #conservative #racist #ejaculate
by The Froh September 03, 2006
Similar in size, shape and texture to and therefore often confused with a Sean Hannity. Many loofahs and falafels confuse the two, particularly when the Loofah is halfway brain-fried on Vicodin (oops, sorry, that was Rush Limbaugh) and Jack Daniels and has attempted phone sex with a much younger falafel in his employ.
Drunk, middle aged Loofah who doesn't get enough pussy: "Oh, hot young falafel who works for me, what if we went to a Carribean island like St. Barbados or Puerto Aruba? Could we shower together"
Falafel: "Uh..., yuck, you randy old goat."
Loofah: "I would rub a Sean Hannity on your frothing quim, and later we could eat some Bill O'Reilly.
Falafel: "I might have to vomit an the way to my attorney's office. Did I mention I am recording this conversation?
Loofah: "Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
A moron who can only see things from his upside down retarded view of the world. Bible thumper, hates when somone owns him on his show and will froth at the mouth when verbally backed into the corner. then he will pounce with more nonsense and conservative but "fair and balanced" remarks that only make everyone hate him more for not being able to admit that he was wrong.
Holy crap i tried to tell this guy that not all muslims hate america and then he did a Bill O'Reilly
#moron #bill o'reilly #fat #stupid #windbag #monster
by Ronpaul2012foshow June 24, 2009
Some simpleton who shares his opinions on fox.

Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.

Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.

Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.
After watching Bill O'Reilly my brain got soft and I started to believe claims made by Politicians and advertisements on T.V. Now I can't deal with these complicated big-word-saying politicians who want to make government inefficient by working on complicated plans that require a bunch of outside experts and research to put together. I also feel I may have restless leg syndrome.
#bill o'reilly #fox news #fox #o'reilly #factor #o'reilly factor
by whiskeypocket January 16, 2007
a racist homophobe that like's to secetly lay down in a shower stall while other men shit all over him.
can't you just see it, bill o'reilly just laying down while geraldo and sean hannity just stand over his wrinkled hate filled body spraying shit all over him, finally his dick get's hard after geraldo drop's a log on his chin. a clear bubble forms at the end with a maggot inside, the maggot pop's the bubble and runs away to join a prolife group somewhere.

can you see that happening?
#scat #fox new's #inside edition #buffalo bill #shit #hot carl
by jeff h taylor May 22, 2006
1. a close minded f@#k!
2. something that has a texture of s@#t and smells much worsther than reservoir.
3. a person that thinks we live in a fascist nation.
4. a women raper, and probably children, too.
5. somebody like rush limbao but not famous that likes to call raped women hoes and likes to mock on our values of what we stand for.
OMG I had stepped on o'reilly!!!

bill o'reilly needs to SFU!
#lame #dirty #down fall #disease #rush limbao
by johnattan smith April 27, 2006
Irritating host of "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News.

Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
Bill O'Reilly constantly whines about Christianity being under attack in America, yet freedom of religion is guaranteed in the 1st Amendment. I guess he never got that memo...
#conservative #ignorant #crusader #mouthpiece #hypocrite
by C-Mills April 14, 2007
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