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6.
A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}
by D-Shiznit May 30, 2005
 
22.
An ugly, greasy, old, sex crazed bastard who likes to rub "Falafel" (aka Loofah) on girls breasts. Also thinks he has a large penis.
"Man, leave that poor girl alone, You're being a total Bill O'reilly."
by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
 
23.
a massive douche
Wow that guy is a real "Bill O'Reilly"....
by harassment monkey January 19, 2012
 
24.
A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.
"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly

"How did you get this job again?"-Guest
by waterboy72 March 28, 2011
 
25.
A completely useless white male asshole with an enormous ego apparently obtained by hosting a useless rag-mag TV show that turned into a rag-mag political show opportunity. Unable to tolerate an opposing viewpoint, esp. those on the left. Elevated self absorption makes him feel and act like a 60 yr old Rambo tough-ass but is not so diluted as to actually face a challenge esp. by Keith Olbermann. Uncomfortable in his own skin if anywhere other than his TV controlled environment. Basic fuck head, woman harassing, simple shit.
If I were born a Bill O'Reilly I would kill my stupid fucking self before I opened my big useless mouth. And someone please burn the body.
by Chuck Scheid October 06, 2007
 
26.
Similar in size, shape and texture to and therefore often confused with a Sean Hannity. Many loofahs and falafels confuse the two, particularly when the Loofah is halfway brain-fried on Vicodin (oops, sorry, that was Rush Limbaugh) and Jack Daniels and has attempted phone sex with a much younger falafel in his employ.
Drunk, middle aged Loofah who doesn't get enough pussy: "Oh, hot young falafel who works for me, what if we went to a Carribean island like St. Barbados or Puerto Aruba? Could we shower together"
Falafel: "Uh..., yuck, you randy old goat."
Loofah: "I would rub a Sean Hannity on your frothing quim, and later we could eat some Bill O'Reilly.
Falafel: "I might have to vomit an the way to my attorney's office. Did I mention I am recording this conversation?
Loofah: "Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
 
27.
A moron who can only see things from his upside down retarded view of the world. Bible thumper, hates when somone owns him on his show and will froth at the mouth when verbally backed into the corner. then he will pounce with more nonsense and conservative but "fair and balanced" remarks that only make everyone hate him more for not being able to admit that he was wrong.
Holy crap i tried to tell this guy that not all muslims hate america and then he did a Bill O'Reilly
by Ronpaul2012foshow June 24, 2009
 
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Bill O'Reilly AKA the BORe AKA Loofah Boy is a disgusting revolting opinionated host on Fox News AKA Faux News or Faux Noise. He claims his show is a no spin zone however he puts a very conservative spin on everything. He claims to be an independant thinker however he adheres to every conservative thought you can think of. When confronted with the truth he tells the guest to shut up and cuts off their mic like a little child. A classic example of an arrogant, opinionated, weak minded fool.

Fox News whose motto is "Fair and Balanced" should actually use the motto "Unfair and Mentally Unbalanced. The channel poses as a news outlet but in reality is just a sensationalistic mouthpiece for the conservative right.
That moron Bill O'Reilly is the biggest loser I have ever seen.
by Liberalist January 28, 2008