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Similar in size, shape and texture to and therefore often confused with a Sean Hannity. Many loofahs and falafels confuse the two, particularly when the Loofah is halfway brain-fried on Vicodin (oops, sorry, that was Rush Limbaugh) and Jack Daniels and has attempted phone sex with a much younger falafel in his employ.
Drunk, middle aged Loofah who doesn't get enough pussy: "Oh, hot young falafel who works for me, what if we went to a Carribean island like St. Barbados or Puerto Aruba? Could we shower together"
Falafel: "Uh..., yuck, you randy old goat."
Loofah: "I would rub a Sean Hannity on your frothing quim, and later we could eat some Bill O'Reilly.
Falafel: "I might have to vomit an the way to my attorney's office. Did I mention I am recording this conversation?
Loofah: "Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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A fake politician who's only reply is "shut up" when he fails to interrupt someone. Bill O'Reilly tends to be proven wrong all the time, and has to edit out a ton of the footage to make someone look like a bad person.
"______ owns Bill O'Reilly on air." Fill that blank with anything and there's a 97% chance it has happened.
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verb - to use a falafel on yourself or another person in a sexual context
That chick is such a dirty whore, she wanted me to Bill O'Reilly her!
by dave collen February 17, 2005
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A professional bully with an "angry regular guy" schtick employed by Fox News. His main virtue is that he actually thinks for himself, unlike many other prominent conservative personalities; unfortunately, that virtue is lost in the knee-jerk hatemongering, bullying behavior, and frequent and well-documented lying that he does.
I want to respect Bill O'Reilly, I really do, but what nice things can you say about a guy who tried to browbeat the son of a 9/11 survivor just because he was against the Iraq war?
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A white christian male (aka an average American) who is on Fox news. He claims to be fair and balanced and that the "spin stops here" but he is obviously more conservative than not. In the past he sexually harassed women. Somones however, he can be reasonable like when he thinks that jail time shouold be stricter for child rapists. I agree with that, thats a sensible decision. However, he constantly bashes the democrats labeling them the "dangerous far left" and always cuts off people who disagree with them.
When Pat Robertson said Islam was evil, Bill O'Reilly took a stand, not because those were racist comments but because it would hurt the war on terror, he only cares about that.

Bill O'Reilly doesnt think gay people make good actors (seriously)
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Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the waitress to return with a flaming kebab dangling from her anus and wearing a wire feeding directly to the R.O.G.P (Randy Old Goat Police)
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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Bill O'Reilly - (verb) The act of fabricating information, events, or data, often to increase or enhance one's importance, relevancy or public perception

Related Words: Liar, Fabrication, Falsification, Fraud, Fake, Pretender, Hypocrite, Phony
1) Dave totally Bill O'Reillyed that story about apprehending the purse thief last night.

2) It is so obvious that you are Bill O'Reillying about the fact that your homework was eaten by the obese man next door.
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