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Some simpleton who shares his opinions on fox.

Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.

Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.

Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.
After watching Bill O'Reilly my brain got soft and I started to believe claims made by Politicians and advertisements on T.V. Now I can't deal with these complicated big-word-saying politicians who want to make government inefficient by working on complicated plans that require a bunch of outside experts and research to put together. I also feel I may have restless leg syndrome.
by whiskeypocket January 16, 2007
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Bill O'Reilly and many other ignorant news people are the real terrorists. Honestly, what brings more anxiety and "terror" to your day to day life? A few thousand Americans murdered by scum bag extremists? Or the people that remind you that you could be next, every day of your life. They try to scare you into beleaving that civilization is about to end because 2 men want to get married? Or because some lame school stopped singing christmas songs. Who cares? Apparently Bill O'Reilly does.
After a weekend binge of I.V. drug use and random sex with unhealthy smelling hookers, I contracted every disease known to man. Meh, it could be worse, I could be Bill O'Reilly. ROFLMAO @ Bill O'Reilly.
by M Dogg August 16, 2006
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Someone who sucked so much on Inside Edition that Fox decided to give him a job as a bs artist on its network. Also, he hates celebrities because they wouldn't give him the time of day on said Inside Edition show. Likes to use vibrators on himself.
Bill O'Reilly is a disgusting freak who can only get ass from a vibrator used on his ass.
by Bush Hater March 16, 2005
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1. The extremely pompous conservative commentator who once yelled at a young man whose father died in the World Trade Center to "SHUT UP!" because he disagreed with him.

2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.

3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
Oh shit I gotta clean up that Bill O'Reilly before I go play basketball.
by The Froh September 03, 2006
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An ugly, greasy, old, sex crazed bastard who likes to rub "Falafel" (aka Loofah) on girls breasts. Also thinks he has a large penis.
"Man, leave that poor girl alone, You're being a total Bill O'reilly."
by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
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1. a close minded f@#k!
2. something that has a texture of s@#t and smells much worsther than reservoir.
3. a person that thinks we live in a fascist nation.
4. a women raper, and probably children, too.
5. somebody like rush limbao but not famous that likes to call raped women hoes and likes to mock on our values of what we stand for.
OMG I had stepped on o'reilly!!!

bill o'reilly needs to SFU!
by johnattan smith April 27, 2006
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a racist homophobe that like's to secetly lay down in a shower stall while other men shit all over him.
can't you just see it, bill o'reilly just laying down while geraldo and sean hannity just stand over his wrinkled hate filled body spraying shit all over him, finally his dick get's hard after geraldo drop's a log on his chin. a clear bubble forms at the end with a maggot inside, the maggot pop's the bubble and runs away to join a prolife group somewhere.

can you see that happening?
by jeff h taylor May 22, 2006
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