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Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.
by Partisan Milne March 19, 2006
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the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich

proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows
If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?
by Norm MacDonald January 14, 2005
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In 1992, Bill Clinton was a not-so-popular small southern senator who, despite speculation of many, won the Democratic Primaries. He ran against current incumbent George Bush I. Even though he was jeered at first and nobody believed he would have a chance, he eventually won the election by a landslide. His first term was generally a time of growing economy and good progress which made it easy for him to defeat Bob Dole in 1996 by an even bigger landslide than 1992. However, by most people his second term is remembered more for its scandals such as the Monica Lewinsky scandal in which the president was impeached for lying about his sexual relations with an intern. This severely marred his reputation and the reputation of his administration (which is often blamed for Gore's defeat since he could no longer rely on Clinton's popularity). He exited presidency in 2000 and retired. In 2004 he underwent bypass heart surgery.
Bill Clinton was a controversial figure but achieved a lot.
by axon December 30, 2004
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The closest we've ever had to a black president.
Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.
by Woobie May 27, 2005
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To receive a blowjob while smoking a cigar, and then to take the cigar and place the unlit end into a girls vagina. After this, remove the cigar and proceed to smoke it again. This is the little known move called the "Bill Clinton".
I didn't have any cigars to perform a Bill Clinton yesterday with my girl.
by Tony McCloud April 13, 2009
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Draftdodger. Adulterer. Liar. The most immoral President who turned the White House into a joke. A Democrat and former Governor of Arkansas characterized as a womanizer who can't keep his wandering eyes and crotch off other women besides his overbearing wife. Was impeached after being put on trial in the U.S. Senate in 1998 for the obstruction of justice and lying under oath in the Paula Jones deposition. He is regared with an adulterous affair with intern named Monica Lewinsky in which he recieved, at minimumm, a blow job from her in the Oval Office. This evidence was used in his impeachment trial. famous for his dishonest words to the American public by saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky. I never told anyone to lie, not a single time. These allegations are false." His corruption makes him popular in Hollywood. He was aquitted in early 1999. Some of his other women include Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers.
Key events during his 8 year tenure as President:
the signing of NAFTA
the firing of Joycelyn Elders, the Surgeon General
signing of the Camp David Accords
the "suicide" of Vincent Foster
the shut down of the government
sending miscles in Iraq to cover his troubles with Lewinsky
the Whitewater scandal
the compound fire against the Branch Davidians in Waco, TX
the bombing of the Mura Federal building in OKC
the 1st bombing of the WTC
putting gays in the military

Bill Clinton is disgusting and one of the worst Preidents as a result, in my opinion.
by krock1dk August 07, 2007
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a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president
Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"
by Conrad February 16, 2004
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