Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.
Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.
Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
in the words of Ludacris "hi mr. O'reilly. Don't forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey