Similar in size, shape and texture to and therefore often confused with a Sean Hannity
. Many loofahs
confuse the two, particularly when the Loofah is halfway brain-fried on Vicodin (oops, sorry, that was Rush Limbaugh
) and Jack Daniels and has attempted phone sex
with a much younger falafel in his employ.
Drunk, middle aged Loofah who doesn't get enough pussy: "Oh, hot young falafel who works for me, what if we went to a Carribean island like St. Barbados or Puerto Aruba? Could we shower together"
Falafel: "Uh..., yuck, you randy old goat."
Loofah: "I would rub a Sean Hannity on your frothing quim, and later we could eat some Bill O'Reilly.
Falafel: "I might have to vomit an the way to my attorney's office. Did I mention I am recording this conversation?
Loofah: "Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!
Another word for crap, turd, shit etc...
I stepped in some Bill O'Reilly.
Can someone help me get this Bill O'Reilly off of my shoe?
Completely ignorant white male who thinks he knows everything. Almost comical diction when is he cutting liberal commentators off and sweet-talking the conservatives. Also, he likes to make every controversial issue black and white, when in fact issues labeled "controversial" imply that it has already been determined that there is no black and white answer. This man does not have a clue about the world.
Bill O'Reilly has to repeat everyday that he is "Fair and Balanced", because his extreme neo-conservative bias is apparent EVERYDAY.
Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.
Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.
1. Any frumpy over-60 white male who loves a large dildo up his ass while talking dirty to employees on the phone.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
"Honey can you repeat that? I wanna do a "bill o'reilly" for the full effect."
Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.
Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.
A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit
coming from my television}
a very dumb, racist, homophob cracker who molests women and probably little boyys too. Thinks he is god. needs to get a shape-up relly badly.
hi my name is Bill O'reilly but u can just call me the dumbest shit on Earth.
in the words of Ludacris "hi mr. O'reilly. Don't forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey