Falafel: "Uh..., yuck, you randy old goat."
Loofah: "I would rub a Sean Hannity on your frothing quim, and later we could eat some Bill O'Reilly.
Falafel: "I might have to vomit an the way to my attorney's office. Did I mention I am recording this conversation?
Loofah: "Ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhh!
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
in the words of Ludacris "hi mr. O'reilly. Don't forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey